One night after partying with some buddies, drinking beer and taking bong tokes, I went walking home. I was broke; I had my truck impounded for driving on a suspended license and I really didn't qualify for the job openings at the local McSomewhereIReallyDontWannaFuckingWorkAt.com fuck hole spitcan factory... Ya know!?!
Anyways, I went a walkin' home. On my path was a grocery store (Alpha Beta). I walked in the store because I felt like walking around in it, and besides, I was starting to feel a bit hungry from the BTs... So, I was pretty high and a lot of drunk but I found myself in this store. As I walked towards the back of the store, I noticed something kind of odd in the produce section. It was a bottle of Joe Crow! Jose Quervo taquillia... It had been opened and was setting right next to the limes! I believe all is good in the world and I don't want to be the guy to fuck it all up... So I just picked up the bottle and guzzled a giant couple gulps out of it. And it was good! I mean, why not, ya know! It was setting there, already open-n-shit... So it's not like stealing, or even shoplifting for that matter.
I was tempted to chase it with a lime but I didn't. I didn't want to steal anything. I took a couple more gulps out of the bottle and then grabbed a couple limes, put them in a bag and bought them 3 for a buck. Took a nother couple chugs and went and paid for my limes. I bit one open and sucked like a two cent whore on penny poker night! Damn! That was good!
Anyways, I went a walkin' home. On my path was a grocery store (Alpha Beta). I walked in the store because I felt like walking around in it, and besides, I was starting to feel a bit hungry from the BTs... So, I was pretty high and a lot of drunk but I found myself in this store. As I walked towards the back of the store, I noticed something kind of odd in the produce section. It was a bottle of Joe Crow! Jose Quervo taquillia... It had been opened and was setting right next to the limes! I believe all is good in the world and I don't want to be the guy to fuck it all up... So I just picked up the bottle and guzzled a giant couple gulps out of it. And it was good! I mean, why not, ya know! It was setting there, already open-n-shit... So it's not like stealing, or even shoplifting for that matter.
I was tempted to chase it with a lime but I didn't. I didn't want to steal anything. I took a couple more gulps out of the bottle and then grabbed a couple limes, put them in a bag and bought them 3 for a buck. Took a nother couple chugs and went and paid for my limes. I bit one open and sucked like a two cent whore on penny poker night! Damn! That was good!
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