Thursday, November 5, 2009

Lawmakers Want Organized Retail Crime as Federal Offense

This is pretty funny stuff if you think about it.

Making organized crime a federal issue is one thing, and it's not a new concern for the general public, business interests, or law makers. The mob has been around for quite a while, and there has been quite a bit of concern and laws enacted on the state and federal level for about a long fucking time now...

But to say that "law makers want to make organized retail crime a federal offense" is disingenuous at best. The headlines should read: "The Giant Multi-National Mega-Retailers Coalition Of The World Superstate has made its case to U.S. federal law makers, saying "we want new Federal laws enacted to help us justify and substize our organization's corporate criminal members' dwindling profit margins and stock values in this collapsing global economy, damn it!"

But the headlines read "Federal Law Makers Want New Laws!" And you should want new laws too, considering, that they are being made to protect your Corporate Gods! This is a perfect example of how corporate conglomerates set the agenda of congressional law makers, as well as the agenda of the corporate mass-media... Blah, Blah, Blah...

Watch This News Clip: Lawmakers Want Organized Retail Crime as Federal Offense. It should give you a chuckle if your mind and sense of humer are still relatively in tact.

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